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Subject: Very important email from Sebastian. Please read ASAP.

This is a very important email. Please read it, wait 10-20 minutes before replying and just think about it (don't surf the web, just think), and then reply with your thoughts.

First, the tactical things -

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The Heart of Being Single

On Beloved

Okay everyone, I know Valentines day is next Saturday and most of the singles out there are dreading another Valentines day without someone to call their own. Well, I'm here to inform everyone that there is no longer a need to feel lonely on Valentines day or on any other day of the year for that matter.

I've been in the same shoes as everyone else out their; I still am! Come Valentines day I will not have a date or a banquet to attend with a handsome beau. Matter of fact, I will be catering and serving food at a banquet instead. I'm not here to talk bad about the fact that I wont have a beau to go with, actually I don't even mind that much. What I am here to talk about is that we should be happy in our time of singleness and not dread every single minute of it. God is allowing us to be single for a reason. He isn't holding that from you to make you mad or upset at Him. He has a perfect plan for our lives and that's what He wants us to realize. A wonderful scripture in the Bible that I love is Jeremiah 29:11(NKJV),

God doesn't want to harm us. We are children of God! He wants only whats best for us. If that means we wait and stay single for a while, than that's what we'll do. The Bible also says,

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